Does the prospect of traveling through the eons and landing whenever and wherever seem a little daunting, maybe even scary? Your response is natural and quite appropriate — time travel is some scary s ***!
Not to worry, your Time Authority has again thought of everything. The T.A. has enlisted the user-friendly help of Lil’ Timey to make travel through time a little less terrifying. To the time travel community already skating the time streams, Lil’ Timey’s face is everywhere from warning signs to coffee cups. Seasoned time travelers are so used to seeing Lil’ Timey’s trademark grin that they claim they don’t even notice him at all. Look to Timey to offer the traveler, from lay to pro, tips on all things time travel.
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Your Time Authority confirms — this is real.
is the time authority hiring employees, how can i apply for steady work?
Your Time Authority is always looking for a good future employee, or one in the past for that matter.
How can I join the time authority?
Dear future traveler, or perhaps current traveler, membership in the Time Authority or “T.A.” hasn’t gone officially “live” to borrow a term from your era of origin. Membership will become available in your near future. Return here for frequent posts and videos that will better prepare you for the inevitable use of a time machine.
In my near future, so I will get to see time travel within my lifetime? Would recruiting me right now change anything in the future drastically?
Your personal TA agent has been contacted. Your agent will address questions about future alterations.
I’m ready for work to benefit and help mankind!
Your local Time Authority agent has been contacted. If contact has already been made, please disregard.