Time Travel Rule #1

Time Travel RuleFor all those waiting to learn the Do’s & Don’ts or just how a time traveler is to behave on the timeline — your wait is over!

The trickle-down of Time Travel Rules is about to begin so gas up your time cars, flux up your capacitors, and dial in your booths because traveling through time’s about to get more coherent.

Remember that all Time Travel Rules have been created and sanctioned by your Time Authority.

Time Travel Rule #1: Never Alter the Timeline for Altruistic Reasons

No matter how much you want to change up the timeline, don’t do it. The never-ending list of historic horrors invites the best intentioned traveler to correct the timeline and many seasoned travelers will try to do just that. One only has to scratch the surface of the timeline to glimpse the depth of human depravity but the TA demands: don’t scratch it too deeply! Altering tragic histories, no matter how good your intentions, always screws up the “Now” and the TA really hates that kind of interference.

You as traveler will most certainly encounter a “Time Anarchist” going rogue on the timeline. These Timeline agitators can be seen cordless-drilling holes in the Santa Maria, dropping Dee-Con rat-traps in 1350’s England, or  loosening bolts in the Apollo’s ladder in 1969. If you  go Anarchist you’ll have to ask yourself how much you care about the integrity of your timeline and how much do you care about your traveling buddies. Look to your left because your time traveling pal might not be there after you tweak the past. The traveler is spectator first, second, and always.

6 thoughts on “Time Travel Rule #1”

  1. Or can I travel to my timeline when I was 14 what are the rules can you give information to yourself if you time travel I find the concept fascinating

    1. Fake? No. What you’re reading is just the beginning of time travel. Where you stand is the launching pad for traveling backwards through time. Some might perceive this as fake, others might see it as the unrefined pre-pre-pre step to time travel.

      1. Come on, you guys at the Time Authority! I’ve searched high and low on the Internet for the “Time Traveler’s Handbook” that you said you have seeded.
        I can’t find the genuine article.
        I am sure that anyone that actually found it wouldn’t want to sell it or advertise it much.
        So how about a hint about how I can read it? It would be much appreciated.

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