You Plus You Go Boom

Hand Shake“Hey, you look familiar!”  “You too!” — Two versions of the same traveler on different timelines — can you be in the same place at the same time? Can you look into each others eyes and say “what the…”?

Popular culture has perpetuated a number of time travel myths, fallacies, and down right lies about time travel. Maybe it’s ignorance or a deliberate plot to misinform perpetuated by the C.N.R., (Counter-Non-Linear Revolutionaries). Despite popular time travel beliefs, meeting your future or past self does not cause the timeline to unravel, brains to explode, or the universe to end in a wimper. Two yous can exist at once. You and you can even touch each other, dispelling another TT fallacy about instant combustion when coming into contact with your other self. Go ahead, shake hands, slap five, or give yourself a hug; it’s weird but harmless.

 

Knuckle-Dragging Part 1

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Only slightly less dangerous than the Triassic-Cretaceous-Jurassic triple threat is going “knuckle-dragging” as some witless travelers call it. Early human history is, again, much too inviting to persuade the traveler not to visit — why fight it?

Your T.A. has created a series of hard-earned lessons for how to deal with our big-browed brothers.

E.M. (Early Man) are our genetic forbearers, but that shouldn’t fool the traveler; they differ greatly from the evolved. Depending on when you arrive, E.M. can be moody, unpredictable, and hungry.  Then again, maybe they are just like us.