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Lil' Timey, Tips For The Traveler

Time Traveler Rule #2

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Time Travel Rule #2: You break it you buy it… FOREVER.

Break something — a Prehistoric Egyptian jar (brand-new and at the same time preciously old) — crash the first Model T, or lose a contact lens in 1902 — the traveler is advised to visit the nearest Time Authority Remediation Branch and admit guilt to aid in the historical scrub-down. The Eternal Lord Bradbury has been proven right over and over again concerning his “Don’t step no bugs” edict. The traveler is cautioned to find a balance between traveler’s O.C.D. and reckless breakage of historic artifacts. Remember, on the timeline everything is a historic artifact.

 

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Lil’ Timey Makes Time Travel FUN Again

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Just look at him walk all over that timeline!

Does the prospect of traveling through the eons and landing whenever and wherever seem a little daunting, maybe even scary? Your response is natural and quite appropriate — time travel is some scary s ***!

Not to worry, your Time Authority has again thought of everything. The T.A. has enlisted the user-friendly help of Lil’ Timey to make travel through time a little less terrifying. To the time travel community already skating the time streams, Lil’ Timey’s face is everywhere from warning signs to coffee cups. Seasoned time travelers are so used to seeing Lil’ Timey’s trademark grin that they claim they don’t even notice him at all. Look to Timey to offer the traveler, from lay to pro, tips on all things time travel.