Pre-History is a big, big place with many exciting points of interest; but we’re talking dinosaurs here. The time traveler is a thrill-seeker by nature and time travel offers the most extreme of thrills. Because of this, time travelers always want to visit the prehistoric past. Pre-History is the X-Games of the time line!

Time travelers heed this warning: the Triassic-Cretaceous-Jurassic eras (or for the lay-est of lay-travelers, “Dinosaur Times”) just aren’t worth the visit. The humidity, the stomping (no one ever mentions how loud those things were), and all those teeth!

Watch out! Dinosaurs dragged their tails through the mud for such a long time that even if the traveler twists hard on her time dial, say an extra 20 million years, she will still pop in and see a mess of dinosaurs. Why not set your dial post 65-million years B.C., after the nasty suckers got wiped? It’s much safer for the traveler and there’s far less running for your life.

Extreme sport-er or not, the time traveler lucky enough to make it back from the dinosaur chunk of pre-history is always sorry she visited (it really comes down to all those teeth.) If the traveler insists on a dinosaur look-see, we recommend getting his or her fix at a revival park in the late 2200’s. The dinosaurs may be grown from half-chicken DNA, but they never escape and eat people… well, almost never