EVIDENCE!

FOUND! Time Traveler’s Guidebook

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The stuff that time travelers leave behind. It happens more than the lay-citizen of history might guess — time travelers drop things (litter on the timeline is forever). Our collection of “found” time travel items includes misplaced time travel guides. Some believe these guidebooks were planted to actually seed time travel. Time travel experts have scoured these books for authenticity which is hard to confirm since the timeline’s baseline is always in flux. Confirmation or not, there is a growing collection of field guides to time travel.

We Found This!

Time Travel Moves

Yo, Einstein!

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Actually, he kind of likes this!

When it comes to Einstein, leave the old guy alone! Leave the young guy alone, too, for that matter. History is populated with lunatics and geniuses, and everyone knows who they are. The new traveler will feel “The Itch” to visit history’s geniuses — it’s hard to fight that urge! Ease up on Einstein, be careful with Copernicus, and hands off Hawking! Give the T.A. a break and stay away from the high-profile personages. Everyone wants to be the first to reveal to Einstein that people eventually travel through time. The problem is, travelers have to land earlier and earlier in Einstein’s life to be the first to break the news. Telling a five-year-old Einstein that time travel happens is creepy. (A movement of radical zealots, “The First Steppers” insist that only by direct interference with Einstein & Co. does time travel become possible. These interferers are considered fanatics and have suffered the full justice of the crime courts.)

Lil' Timey

Lil’ Timey Makes Time Travel FUN Again

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Just look at him walk all over that timeline!

Does the prospect of traveling through the eons and landing whenever and wherever seem a little daunting, maybe even scary? Your response is natural and quite appropriate — time travel is some scary s ***!

Not to worry, your Time Authority has again thought of everything. The T.A. has enlisted the user-friendly help of Lil’ Timey to make travel through time a little less terrifying. To the time travel community already skating the time streams, Lil’ Timey’s face is everywhere from warning signs to coffee cups. Seasoned time travelers are so used to seeing Lil’ Timey’s trademark grin that they claim they don’t even notice him at all. Look to Timey to offer the traveler, from lay to pro, tips on all things time travel.